An Ode to BK: an official reference for a SUPER KID!

June 25, 2016

I would like to personally recommend, Ben Kanellitsas, for hire; specifically for hire by a company.

BK, what to say. BK could wear a man-bun and people wouldn’t care that much. BK could probably drink 8 beers in a night and not make a fool of himself. BK is on his way to college degree, two years to go. BK has a brother who has kissed a girl on the lips. Incredibly, BK has sandy blond hair. BK has jokes. I do laugh at quite a few of them. BK wears sandals and could probably even wear some Chacos pretty well, despite wearing bro sunglasses and patagonia hats. BK is of diverse character. BK could probably even wear berks. BK is a man of diverse talents.

True story, I’ve seen BK hit a hole-in-one one-handed, left-handed on a par 3. True story, BK is not a man of material goods or money, he once chose $350 over $350 million. True story, BK landed a 60 foot backflip over a road gap; I saw a photo of it with my own eyes.

BK is a reader. BK has above average strength and BK has above average athleticism.

I would think BK could paddle a paddle board, well. I would also think that BK could find his way on a metro in another city. I have confidence that BK could cook a pasta dinner. I have strong confidence in BK’s ability to mix a Gin and Tonic, without a recipe.

The critics universally agree that BK is a human. There are suggestions that BK has began to develop an affinity for cause-based action of various specialties. Additionally, rumors have organically developed positing as such.

In conclusion, I would like to extend an offering to speak on behalf of BK with regard to his traits. My motivation for this is clear, BK does indeed have very genuine traits. It is my hope that this reference reaches the hands of the receiver of this reference.

If there exists any confusion to the importance, value, or clarity of my reference, I would encourage all readers who feel that way to explore the options at hand for interpersonal discovery. Please see link for additional information: www.google.com.

I wish this to be well received with many thanks, the kindest of regards, the sincerest of behalfs, with truth and allegiance to Jah above.

Kyle

 

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